May I go back to telling you all about this small life, or has th Internet circus train left that station? I'm going around turning all th television sets off a minute before credits roll in an attempt to commit th world's first suicide by suspense. I cancelled my afternoon appointment so I could hallucinate to my cold medicine in private. I'm ( Read more... )

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andy tells me to go home and maybe write down what I'm feeling, just for myself, to organize my thoughts. I say, "Yeah, maybe, except why would I do that? I already know what my thoughts and feelings are. It's only communicating these things to y'all that's giving me pause." Sometimes when I am troubled I stay up all night doing repetitive ( Read more... )

dear,

Thank you for this food. Thank you for taro boba smoothies, tongue tortas, Ray's Hellburgers, pickled green tea leaf salads, lechón, and pho. Thank you for shark fin siomai. Please help me do the right thing and not be too neurotic. Give me calmness and powers when I need them most. What would Joe Montana do? Yesterday I woke up ( Read more... )

hey, man, your suicide graduated from college! It all ended/began four years ago yesterday, and I couldn't think of a fitting tribute, so I turned off my phone and went to bed with the lights on (including the sun). When I woke up, your mum had left me a voicemail message. We've been calling each other on the day, the last four years, just to ( Read more... )

my company's Board Chairman Mr Odobenidae challenged me to spazz on a keyboard and throw up whatever comes up, and ah forget if he said I could not use th backspace key; but ah'll strategically avoid th backspace key except for correcting typos, although wouldn't that be fun ( Read more... )

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